Friday Night Bonfire! May 22, 2020
BONFIRE ALERT - May 22, 2020
My name is _Dave L______ and I will be hosting tonight's Bonfire. Sven and I have nothing special planned tonight, just a good time for all at the Tiki Bar!! Come relax, leave your worries and concerns with your unsmoked nasties to add to the fire!
Everyone is welcome at the Bonfire! Whether you have 2, 20, 200, 20,000 or 200,00 stinkeroos, we want your unsmoked to make this fire blaze high. We especially welcome newbies. Be careful as your unsmoked are the hardest earned and go up like a fireworks display. Please carefully toss your unsmoked into the bonfire and come join us.
This wonderful Bonfire tradition is carried on in the memory of our very own Q-Angel, Mary (tillietoiler) Merrey. She started the Bonfire as a place to get together and toss away your unsmoked cigarettes and anything else that may be bothering you. As Mary became too weak to host, the BBBs (Bonfire Brigade Babes & Bros) took over tending Mary's fire. You can read about the history of the Bonfire HERE:
http://purplkoala.coolpage.biz/tillietoiler/bonfire_history.html
Feel free to wander around NOPE Island. The newly remodeled Tiki Bar is always hopping later on. There is an amazing buffet available for your enjoyment: shrimp, lobster, prime ribm, steak, roast chicken and turkey, ham, even some eggplant parmigiana and all the sides. The All Thing Chocolate buffet is a favorite too. Enjoy! Everything is calorie free here on NOPE Island!
For those who prefer a quieter evening, there are plenty of loungers set out on the beach. That's where the dolphins love to play. Sometimes they get very excited and splash quite close to the edge of the beach; so, don't be surprised if you get a bit wet! Towels are in the big hamper by the hammocks.
Newbies and everyone else, shout out your anniversaries and any milestones you may be celebrating. We love to celebrate those important days. And remember, it's because of each of you that we are here!
Methods of hauling your unsmoked cigarettes:
001 to 500...............tall kitchen trash bags
501 to 999...............black yard size trash bags
1,000 to 9,999..........wheel barrows
10,000 to 49,999.......brand new dump truck in your choice of colors
50,000 to 99,999.......a train
100,000 to 249,999....a barge
Now if you're ready, we'll get this fire started with the only lighter allowed on NOPE Island, the golden lighter brought to the original Bonfires by Mary Merrey/tillietoiler herself.
And remember Tillie's one request is to KEEP IT CLEAN!
Thanks!
The Grateful BBB Family